Terms of Service
Please read our very serious and legally binding terms
Cookie Policy
By using this website, you agree that we can eat all your cookies. Not the digital ones, the actual cookies in your kitchen. We will send our Cookie Monster agents to your house at 3 AM to raid your cookie jar.
Meme Ownership
Any memes you view on this website will be telepathically transferred to your brain. You are now legally obligated to laugh at them, even the bad ones. Failure to laugh will result in being sentenced to watch cat videos for 5 hours straight.
Social Media Integration
By clicking "Accept," you grant us permission to post embarrassing childhood photos on your social media accounts. We don't actually have these photos, but we're really good at Photoshop.
Mandatory Fun
Users must have fun while browsing this website. Our advanced AI can detect if you're not smiling. Violators will be forced to watch compilation videos of people falling down until they laugh.
Banana Clause
For no particular reason, you must keep a banana on your person at all times while browsing this website. We cannot enforce this, but a banana will mysteriously appear in your fruit bowl tomorrow if you don't comply.
Disclaimer: This entire terms of service is a joke. There are no actual terms. We're just having fun here. No bananas were harmed in the making of this website.